Ah.

[xp_bevatron]

Nothing like a good catfight to spice up an otherwise boring Sunday.

One wonders if engaging in sordid sexual acts with one's own gender earns one double points on the "you naughty wicked sinful person" scale.

Comments

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Of myself having sex on the dining room table?

Why Miss Collins, what sort of pervert do you take me for?

Most places charge extra for that sort of thing.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You are lucky you made me laugh. I was beginning to think I might have to be angry with you.

Some things are worth paying extra for. ;) (Are we really having this conversation? I swear I'm not actually trying to get in your pants.)

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

What is the expression? "Sweetie, you are not my type."

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I would hope you had better taste than all that.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

What is the line from that commercial? "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I think I was prettier as a boy then you are.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Keep telling yourself that if it helps you to sleep better, cousin.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

My hair was fantastic.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Your eyebrows were atrocious.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Stop having valid points, it makes it harder to argue with you.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Pauvre bebe.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

If I send you an address to another restaurant with food almost like from home, will you admit I have fantastic hair?

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Hm. Perhaps. It depends on the food. So I cannot say for certain until I eat there.

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I was the prettiest star of all.

I had good hair AND eyebrows.

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

It's very disturbing that you are having this conversation at all.