Ah.

[xp_bevatron]

Nothing like a good catfight to spice up an otherwise boring Sunday.

One wonders if engaging in sordid sexual acts with one's own gender earns one double points on the "you naughty wicked sinful person" scale.

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[x-sway.livejournal.com]

Probably not these days, unless they're truly deviant.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I do my best to be as deviant as possible.

[x-sway.livejournal.com]

Then I would think that you would be able to add several points to your score on the naughty-wicked-sinful scale. Do you aspire to the top of the list, or merely a very high ranking?

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Hm. I suppose it would depend on what one would have to do to achieve a top ranking...

After all, there are lines even I will not cross. Not many, but some.

[x-sway.livejournal.com]

I imagine that it wouldn't be completely beyond the pale, the NWS scale is a much more benevolent scale than the evil-dirty-wretched one which would have much more questionable lines. But either way, it is good to know where your boundaries are.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

No, around here we practically call that "status quo".

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Well, I have had unprotected sex in a wild orgy, and I am reasonably sure there were drugs and rock-and-roll involved. There was certainly a lot of alcohol.

I was simply wondering if Miss Collins' disdain went extra for me because of the homosexual aspect.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You know, how about you actually get to know me before you consider me a raging homophobe.

I don't see how my opinions on drinking seem to have also equalled 'Absolute arsehole of a human being' to you.

God this place is moronic sometimes.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I merely thought to check. It has been my experience that those who decry sex often devote extra effort to homosexuality.

I am glad that you are not one of those sort.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Not so much decrying sex as just unable to have it right now. At least until I get my powers under control. It's annoying, and not the least bit frustrating at times.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Ah. That makes more sense.

I recommend masturbation.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I'd need to find a fairly deserted spot for it. My powers have a habit of spreading.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Considering how many people around here are homosexual, you would have to try much harder.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

This is true.

As I noted to Forge, I was mostly wondering in the context of Miss Collins' looking down her nose.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Laurie's a bit bigger than some people give her credit for.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

That depends. Was it with me?

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Since you are not my gender, I suspect not.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

well, today.

I gave you my pants. You wear my pants. Do not give me crap about "gender"

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Ah. I had forgotten about your adventures as a man. Pity I had not arrived here yet. I think a purple man could be quite striking.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Shiro thought so. Alex didn't agree. It was an interesting time.

I went shopping. It was fun, but I wouldn't want to be a guy forever, I have too much fun as a girl.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have minded having a little more time as a guy. It was fun.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I am still not understanding how as a man, I did not do something about my eyebrows.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I'm not understanding why I didn't take more pictures of myself. I'm so cute it hurts.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

You really were adorable.

I had very good hair. How I could have very good hair and very terrible eyebrows I STILL do not understand. Can anyone imagine me, as a man, without a great deal of grooming?

... Actually, anyone who could not imagine that should go look at my cousin. His eyebrows are well-groomed.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

We'll put it down to the terrible terrible shock of being a man in the first place.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Well, I can admit I did not possibly react in a mature and reasonable way.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Whatever happened to that guy anyway? Do you think he takes requests?

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

I'm sure her 'disdain' does not extend into your sexual preference.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I thought that I might as well check.

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

She is merely young and inexperienced, thus, it is easier to judge. No?

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Perhaps.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Not particularly. Unless you have sex on the dining room table and then you'll have Cain to answer to, I'm thinking. Me, I'll just want video footage.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Of myself having sex on the dining room table?

Why Miss Collins, what sort of pervert do you take me for?

Most places charge extra for that sort of thing.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You are lucky you made me laugh. I was beginning to think I might have to be angry with you.

Some things are worth paying extra for. ;) (Are we really having this conversation? I swear I'm not actually trying to get in your pants.)

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

What is the expression? "Sweetie, you are not my type."

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I would hope you had better taste than all that.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

What is the line from that commercial? "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I think I was prettier as a boy then you are.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Keep telling yourself that if it helps you to sleep better, cousin.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

My hair was fantastic.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Your eyebrows were atrocious.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Stop having valid points, it makes it harder to argue with you.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Pauvre bebe.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

If I send you an address to another restaurant with food almost like from home, will you admit I have fantastic hair?

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Hm. Perhaps. It depends on the food. So I cannot say for certain until I eat there.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I was the prettiest star of all.

I had good hair AND eyebrows.

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

It's very disturbing that you are having this conversation at all.

[x-celsis.livejournal.com]

I certainly hope so. Otherwise I've wasted a great deal of effort and some expensive and custom-made accessories.