An important question

[xp_bevatron]

Cousin, if a large quantity of very good Swiss chocolate were to mysteriously appear at your apartment, can I sleep safe from fear of being murdered in the night?

Comments

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Where's the like button for this?!?! I would press it A MILLION TIMES!

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I think that perhaps a small quantity of very good Swiss chocolate could make its way to your door as well. :)

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Because i persuaded her to pick Switzerland?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

No, you should make your peace with the world and find a nice place for your ashes to be scattered.

Except yes, because I need chocolate.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Thank goodness. Because I am in somewhat dire need of sleep, and I did not want to have to immediately flee while sleep deprived.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Oh I would have waited until you were recovered from your celebratory mutual World Cup win sex with your boyfriend! It would not be sporting to assassinate you while you were naked, or exhausted.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I am sure that FIFA applauds your sense of fair play.