It is that magical time

[xp_bevatron]

And if you are not already here at our suite, I am drinking your share of the wine.

It is Eurovision.

For those of you making your first attendance, the answer to any question today is "Because it is Eurovision." Some helpful examples:

"This song features a trapeze. Why?" "Because it is Eurovision."
"Why are the Polish group churning butter on stage?" "Because it is Eurovision."
"Dubstep, an Armenian vampire in a Star Trek uniform, and more pyrotechnics than is strictly advisable?" "Because it is Eurovision."

Comments

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Of course. My question is, of course, why is Switzerland's fiddle not sequined?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Why are there TWO songs that are just like Mumford and Sons?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

What is this Mumfordian nonsense?!