So, I found myself the perfect umbrella.

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It just screamed out for me to buy it, practically, no?

Comments

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I do not know what to say to you. Purchase that immediately.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Do you require one as well?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I am not sure I can walk around with an overlarge umbrella with profanity upon it. It would not suit me. It does suit you.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

You are likely correct, but I thought it would be polite to ask.