Cousin!

Dec. 19th, 2012 05:19 pm
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Guess what time it is!

I shall give you a hint. It begins with a large amount of wine and ends with

"HELLO I AM MISS GUAM"

Date: 2012-12-20 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
You are my favourite cousin.

Date: 2012-12-20 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
Early perusal of the costumes suggests they may have banned the carrying of the national seal like last year. Uruguay comes closest. But there are a remarkable number of scepters/staves/canes this year.

Date: 2012-12-20 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
But how will Miss Guam announce who she is?!

Date: 2012-12-20 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
Perhaps she is relying on the echoes of last year's announcement?

Date: 2012-12-20 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
SHE IS MISS GUAM SHE NEEDS NO COSTUME LAST YEARS SIGN WAS ENOUGH

Date: 2012-12-20 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com
She has Seashells covering her breasts.

And there are so many women with waist high slits with the leotards underneath.

Miss Philippines is my favorite.

Date: 2012-12-20 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
Miss Romania looks as though she did not even try, though, as it is very clear she is wearing a body stocking.

Date: 2012-12-20 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Miss Philippines outfit is actually quite nice but I think it would be better without the midriff showing. That is doing something strange to the lines of the outfit.

Date: 2012-12-20 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
So, shall we decide on contenders for last year's categories? Miss "I am Alex's Volcano Ex-girlfriend", for example. Or Miss "I Wore My Hat Backwards".

Though that second one does not seem like much of a competition, as only Miss Botswana looks to be eligible.

Date: 2012-12-20 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Perhaps we need to judge on best hat, because I do rather covet Miss Switzerland's hat, but only because I cannot find the ice bucket.

Date: 2012-12-20 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
Miss Venezuela wins for Miss "What on EARTH is on her head?"

Date: 2012-12-20 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
I think it is a box of chocolates. I want a chocolate that big.

Date: 2012-12-20 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Christmas is next week.

Date: 2012-12-20 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
You are my favourite boyfriend.

Date: 2012-12-20 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
You have more than one?

Date: 2012-12-20 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
No, nor do I have another cousin but if you are my favourite cousin, than Wade is certainly my favourite boyfriend

Date: 2012-12-20 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
Eh bien, I do not suppose I can argue with that.

Date: 2012-12-20 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
And you're my favorite girlfriend. I have a feeling I should bring more wine, right?

Date: 2012-12-20 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
I suppose, in the interest of fairness, I must ask you...

Do you have more than one?

Date: 2012-12-20 04:01 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-12-20 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-firestar.livejournal.com
Okay, you guys seem to understand what's going on with this whole thing. Do any of you know why Ms. Thailand has the Eiffel Tower on her head?

Date: 2012-12-20 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
I believe that is supposed to be a replica of one of those Buddhist temples you always see in photographs of Thailand.

Date: 2012-12-20 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-firestar.livejournal.com
...That would make more sense than what I was thinking.

Sorry Ms. Thailand.
Edited Date: 2012-12-20 04:18 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-12-20 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
I promise you, whatever it was you were thinking, I cannot imagine it being worse than the things my cousin and I say in commentary.

For instance, I believe that Ms. Brazil fell into a flower bush on her way to the auditorium and decided to wear it as her costume.

Date: 2012-12-20 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com
Poor Miss Botswana. That national costume is incredibly unflattering and the headpiece obscured her face so. And last year's costume was quite cute! Same for Miss Angola.

Date: 2012-12-20 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
Callie, why are you not already here? We have wine.

Date: 2012-12-20 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com
One moment. I cannot miss the Top 5.

Oh good, Miss Philippines made it through, though how Miss USA did, I have no idea.

Date: 2012-12-20 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
Perhaps they are worried that the fireworks from her costume are meant to remind everyone that America still has nuclear weapons. Je ne sais pas.

Date: 2012-12-20 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
I think it is to remind everyone that Americans are loud and prone to explosions. You have met Jubilee, no?

Date: 2012-12-20 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
Ah. That was the joke that I failed in attempting, yes.

Clearly I need more wine.

Date: 2012-12-20 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
OMG! The results were TERRIBLE! Were they rigged?!?!!?!?

Miss Philippines should have won! THIS IS A TRAVESTY!

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