The most wonderful time of the year...

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Cousin, you are home just in time.

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/99488489.html

Miss Nigeria is using the hat from four years ago, and it is STILL ON BACKWARDS.

I have wine, I have footage, come enjoy the ridiculousness.

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You are my favourite cousin. I am bringing warm blankets and may fall asleep on your sofa, I still have a migraine from ... my work trip.

I do want to note that Miss France (http://i65.tinypic.com/2rz31hf.jpg) seems to feel about her fellow competitors as we do, and her dress is reasonable tasteful this year, though I do question the body paint tower decals.

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It is midmorning, we have wine, and we are making fun of terrible fashion.

This is essentially our relationship.

Also, I am not certain how I feel about Miss Austria dressing up as Conchita Wurst.

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I did notice that but I am not sure I am qualified to comment except to make a questioning face.

I am also not sure I can comment on (but am questioning) Miss Canada's crotch totem pole.

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...is Miss British Virgin Islands a comic book hero, or a representation of the female anatomy? I cannot tell.

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Miss Cayman Islands is intestines.

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You weren't kissing. 0.0

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What does kissing have to do with anything?

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Miss Albania is pretty.

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There are always a few tasteful costumes, but most of the fun is in discussing the more ridiculous ones.

Such as the couch Miss Argentina appears to be smuggling under her skirt.

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There does seem to be quite a lot of feathers. How many birds died for this pageant?

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... Is that woman blue? Or just painted blue?

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Is that one a Rubix cube?

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The inventory of the Rubix Cube is Hungarian.

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This can even be educational - that is a thing I did not know before today.

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I do not understand, is Miss Thailand a bus?

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It's a tuk tuk.

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Miss Angola looks like a phoenix after a burning day that has had its' feathers plucked. And I think some of the fin/wing things Miss Bahamas are using are upside down...

In dresses I actually like, Miss Kosovo is every evil queen that refuses to be obvious and dress in black. Quite lovely, if a bit terrifying.

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Are these the finalists of So You Think You Can Be the Next JRPG Final Boss?

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Also, I feel bad for all the birds who had to die for this. RIP in peace.

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I feel like there are a lot of wings this year. Were faux angels a thing?

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Perhaps they made a wrong turn on the way to the Victorias Secret show?

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Miss Austria appears to be channeling my dear departed Grandmother's lace doily collection.

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Also - Miss Serbia and Miss Denmark are obviously going to have to fight each other for the right to wear the wings.