Hm.

[xp_bevatron]

It seems life around here is almost as good as watching Paris enquêtes criminelles.

...not really. None of you is as good-looking as Vincent Perez.

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[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

This place makes it ridiculously difficult to be peacefully hungover in. I think I'll hang out somewhere quieter, like say the FBI firing range, until the shouting match is over.

[x-traitor.livejournal.com]

At least it wasn't outside your door.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

It was loud enough that it did not make a great deal of difference.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Welcome to my whole life.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

My sincerest apologies, then.

Was that more bellowing I heard?

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I...think I'm going to take a walk. With my iPod.

[x-traitor.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't surprise me around here.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I think that was different bellowing. More but not the same people.

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

Don't mean to be rude, but who are you?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

You don't? Really? That's novel.

Jean-Phillipe is a student here, more or less.

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

Did MA get married and no one thought to send me an invite???

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I don't think there are words violent enough to express my distaste at that idea.

Marie-Ange is my cousin.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Not only no but, as they say. "A WORLD OF NO."

Jean-Phillipe is my cousin. His father is my father's brother.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

We agree on something. I fear the world may end now.

Your mother sent your holiday packages to my apartment. I do not know why she did this, since she should have your address. When I return from vacation, I will have them sent to you, or you can pick them up from the doorman while I am at work.

Unless the world ends first from our agreement, in which case your packages are rather moot, no?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Given he's comparing us all unfavorably to Vincent Perez (http://images.google.com/images?q=Vincent+Perez&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=EPK&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=images&ct=title), one thinks it unlikely. Even putting aside the matter of how France is not Kentucky.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Dr. Grey, can you please make my cousin stop taking whatever hallucinogenic drugs he is taking? That man is not at all attractive.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Really, I do not cast aspersions on your boyfriend, do I?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Doug does not have a rat face.

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

Arranged marriage, then?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Doug says I cannot have the computer anymore because we are going to dinner. However.

While I appreciate that you somehow think that I am a member of France's royal family, again, I must tell you. "A WORLD OF NO."