Oh mon dieu.

[xp_bevatron]

I have taken over Marie-Ange and Amanda's apartment. With alcohol. Because somewhere on the internet, I found the 'national costume' portion of the Miss Universe pageant.

Adrienne, you should come over. Quickly.

As a sample...

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[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I'm at the front door. Too much alcohol in hands. Come lemme in.

-sent from my mobile device

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I will let Marie-Ange handle whatever security...things they have on this building. I am too drunk to handle much more than a doorknob currently.