Jean-Phillipe Colbert (
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Oh mon dieu.
I have taken over Marie-Ange and Amanda's apartment. With alcohol. Because somewhere on the internet, I found the 'national costume' portion of the Miss Universe pageant.
Adrienne, you should come over. Quickly.
As a sample...


Adrienne, you should come over. Quickly.
As a sample...


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I am sorry does she have starfishes sewn into her dress?
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I am blaming Manuel for this. I am calling him right now to tell him to make it go away. I am serious!
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Why does our national costume look like a spilt attacked a swimsuit?
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Perhaps Adrienne can bring more?
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More booze. I dint care how. I'll be on the fire escape poisoning my lungs.
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Join me if you like; I may disappear when I'm done. Literally.
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I apologize if my coming over made you uncomfortable. It is your home, after all.
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Either way, have a pleasant evening.
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But we have not even gotten to Germany yet!
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It could be worse, and you could be from Croatia?
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I may vomit.
At least Miss Guam had the pride in her country to bring a LARGE sign to remind everyone where she is from...
http://i52.tinypic.com/2ij1ykp.jpg
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Also i have alcohol. you can worship me now!
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Clearly I need to get laid more.
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:)
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Is she ... wearing a hat that is a boat?
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Witness, for example, Miss Nigeria: http://i55.tinypic.com/2eqggh0.jpg
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But I believe Miss Peru came equipped for the 'ritual beheading' portion of the competition...
http://i54.tinypic.com/2ikpf8y.jpg
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Miss Mexico has the severed and skinned head as part of her outfit
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I believe Miss Trinidad and Tobago wins the award for "most costume that is not actually on one's skin".
http://i51.tinypic.com/vowkds.jpg
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Next question: what on earth is on Miss Korea's head?
http://i52.tinypic.com/wtyn2x.jpg
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http://i52.tinypic.com/28cikvb.jpg
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http://i54.tinypic.com/jhsqqf.jpg
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I am certain that Alison wore this in a concert once.
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http://i51.tinypic.com/2lwlvut.jpg
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... this is Alex's ex-girlfriend the Volcano? Yes? No?
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I suspect that over the years, the 'national costume' outfits have become more and more overdone, and each year someone attempts to outdo the year before, until what you are left with is this sartorial affront to human dignity.
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A couple of these people look like mounts from WoW. o.O Case in point:
http://i56.tinypic.com/120pdep.jpg - That's the mount for Vashj'ir. http://i51.tinypic.com/v60meg.jpg - looks a lot like the dragon hawks.
http://i56.tinypic.com/2h7hv1k.jpg - she's cosplaying! That's Huntress! (A poorly done one at that!)
And a few of these people look like they were pulled from an extra list of Star Trek: TOS.
I just... wow. No.