Somehow

An entire month has disappeared from the face of the earth. I am just now realizing after the holidays that we completely missed one of my two favorite times of the year.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Universe_2019 - commenting on the ridiculous national costume portion of the Miss Universe pageant.

The other favorite time is Eurovision, if you did not already know. I should leave a reminder note to myself for May.

I cannot decide if I should attempt to find a recording of the pageant and provide after the fact commentary.