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COME OVER QUICKLY IT IS ONE OF OUR TWO FAVORITE TIMES OF YEAR

https://imgur.com/gallery/zq3sV

I HAVE WINE AND THERE IS ONE YOU MUST SEE AND I AM TRYING VERY HARD NOT TO RUIN THE SURPRISE

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xp_tarot

Well, you are doing so well at surprises lately so I suppose I will allow it. Incidentally I did know of this (it was foretold in the stars, in addition I set a reminder for myself) and so I have ordered pizza and thai noodles.

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xp_bevatron

O merde, that surprise.

Je suis desolee, and in my defense I have not really told anyone yet?

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xp_tarot

Je devais voir que dans les étoiles trop.

Edited Date: 2017-11-29 03:34 am (UTC)

From:

xp_darcy

MISS CANADA LOOKS LIKE A VEGAS SHOWGIRL REJECT

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xp_bevatron

You are a wonderful and remarkably patient cousin, and you were always going to be one of the first people I told...once I got around to telling people.

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xp_bevatron

I am very disappointed by Albania's shoes. Did you even try?

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xp_tarot

Miss Canada looks like a bad special effect from an episode of one of the altogether too many shows of Star Trek

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xp_bevatron

COLOMBIA HAS A BOWL ON HER HEAD

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xp_darcy

Germany! She looks like she bought "sexy princess with dwarves" from the Party City clearance aisle!

From:

xp_bevatron

Or perhaps mugged a Disneyworld employee in the pre-show.

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xp_darcy

Miss Iceland is ready for the Norse mythos cosplay event.

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xp_tarot

Pardon me for a moment but I need to shout I AM MISS GUAM very loudly.

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xp_darcy

nah, those are made of longer material

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xp_bevatron

She can battle Miss Honduras in the Hunger Games competition.

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xp_bevatron

That would be the surprise I was meaning.

ALSO MISS HAITI HAS THE ACTUAL ISLAND OF HAITI ON HER DRESS.

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xp_tarot

Miss Iceland, Miss Israel, Miss Thailand, Miss Paraguay and Miss Norway would make a better Justice League movie than the last one I was forced to watch.

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xp_tarot

IT IS THE SAME SIGN

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xp_tarot

I have so many things to say about Miss Romania and her not even trying very hard. If you are going to try to be a glamorous vampire, there are so many costumes you could wear.

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xp_bevatron

https://youtu.be/OV3xp5ZXSYA

Cezar did it better.

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xp_tarot

Agreed however you are biased.

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xp_darcy

Oh my gosh. MISS IRELAND. Take me to your dragons.

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xp_darcy

I wore a costume like that once. I was 12-13? And had to use what I had in my closet.

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xp_tarot

I very much like Miss Laos's costume but at first I thought she had marshmallows on her dress.

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xp_tarot

I just think if she was going to be a low effort vampire with horrible ratty hair, she could have at least worn an actual dress.

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xp_bevatron

Myanmar wins the informal "attaching more external things to one's dress" competition for all time.

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xp_darcy

I agree. I'm sure the local thrift store had a $10 LBD in her size.

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xp_tarot

I have a little black dress I could have loaned her that would have saved us from that bathing suit rubber bat combination.

I have nothing for her hair except a good conditioner.

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xp_bevatron

This has nothing to do with my attraction levels and everything to do with quality of costuming.

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xp_darcy

I suggest hedge trimmers for that mess. A good razor, etc.

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xp_cuckoos

I think Miss Barbados is confused. Carnival isn't until February 9th

~S

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xp_tarot

I was wondering if she perhaps took a wrong turn at Las Vegas but then I realized her hat was too small.

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xp_cuckoos

No, I think that was Miss Curacao. She looks like she forgot that she's supposed to jump out of the cake at the bachelor party, not the wedding itself.

Is there by any chance an angry bride backstage somewhere dressing down the groom?

~S

Edited Date: 2017-11-29 06:22 am (UTC)