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Jean-Phillipe Colbert ([personal profile] xp_bevatron) wrote2011-09-09 06:17 pm
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Oh mon dieu.

I have taken over Marie-Ange and Amanda's apartment. With alcohol. Because somewhere on the internet, I found the 'national costume' portion of the Miss Universe pageant.

Adrienne, you should come over. Quickly.

As a sample...







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[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
What? What the fukc? Why is worshipping meaning have sex with? Where the fuck is your mind? Christ! I meant worship, as in fall at my feet proclaiming me a goddess, there was no sex involved! The fuck?!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????/

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[identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. The phrase is 'my bad', correct? I was equating 'worship' with oral sex.

Clearly I need to get laid more.

[identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I should come to Fashion Week with you, then.

:)

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should.

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[identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have more than one "plus one" ticket?

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
It just so happens I do.

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[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm at the front door. Too much alcohol in hands. Come lemme in.

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[identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I will let Marie-Ange handle whatever security...things they have on this building. I am too drunk to handle much more than a doorknob currently.
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